
Hands On's Hash Runs 2025
(to run 2800 on October 11th from Ruislip Gardens)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Isle of Dogs
The Pack: Opee, Tuna Melt, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Deep Klunge, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Hands On, Hash Cash, K4, Martian Matron, Marxist, More On, Not Out, Pyles, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Sarah Visitor NY, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 6 others. Total 30.
Ealing Common - AGPU
The Pack: K4, 2AM, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Landing Strip, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pickle puller, Pyles, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standin Shit, Tablewhine, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 42.
Whitechapel
The Pack: Bhopal, Standard Deviant, Beetroot, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Chi Su, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Hands On, Heavy Pants, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Landing Strip, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Pyles, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Standin Shit, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 4 others. Total 32.
Alexandra Palace - Thunder Thighs 80th Birthday Run
The Pack: Thunderthighs, 3S4D, Airhead, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Butt Plug, Charlatan, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, Fireball, For Sale Or Rent, Hands On, Hazukashi, Heavy Pants, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Linford, Lofty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Please Sir, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Ryde, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt and 2 others. Total 50.
Tower Hill - Wren Churches Run
The Pack: Bhopal, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Butt Plug, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Hands On, Knickers, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, More On, Mouthwash, Reach Around, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Titanic Dickhead, Tour De Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 21.
St Pauls - **Easter Egg Hunt**
most attended of 2025!
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, 50 Shades, African Queen, Airhead, Alice, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Daffy Dildo, Down Underwear, Erina Virgin, F 3 Ways, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Fuck & Go, Hands On, Hot Bot, Juices Flowing, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Little Bear, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mr X, Mudplug, Not Out, October Flesh, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Peebee CH3, Philthegreek, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shit Face, Simples, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Tadpole, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Woodick, Yorky Porky and 5 others. Total 69.
East Croydon
The Pack: Alice, 3 Camels, African Queen, Big In Japan, Bobo, Catherine Brydan-Smith, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers, FLAR, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Philthegreek, Pyles, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Sin Bernard, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and 1 others. Total 38.
Blackheath - Joint run with SLASH
The Pack: White Trash, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Fishy Fingers, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, KC, Landing Strip, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Not Out, Peebee CH3, Pope, Pyles, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Testiculator and 1 others. Total 34.
Iver
The Pack: Rambo, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Bulldozer, Drink Her Pretty, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, Kanye, Kenny, Landing Strip, Lofty, Mad Cow, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Squeaky Clean Rutland Hash and Tablewhine. Total 24.
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - joint with Herts
The Pack: Mr X, African Queen, Beetroot, Blood Stained Clothing, Chi Su, Chris Mulaik, FLAR, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kylie, Mark E. Mark, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, My Li’l Spermhead, Pampers (Scarboro H3), Parson’s Nose, Plank CH3, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sooper Trooper Wycombe, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Vicky Vomit, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 8 others. Total 38.
Stamford Brook
The Pack: Bhopal, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Must’va Crap, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Reach Around, Standard Deviant, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Thunderthighs, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 27.
Brentford
The Pack: 2AM, Smartarse, Angel, Beetroot, Bobo, Bouncer, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Cyst Pit, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, KC, Keeps it up, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Radio Soap, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 48.