
Hash Runs 2025
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Isleworth
The Pack: K4, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Dawns Crack, Erina Virgin, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Not Out, Optimist, Pope, Reach Around, Simples, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and White Trash. Total 25.
St Pauls - **Easter Egg Hunt**
most attended of 2025!
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, 50 Shades, African Queen, Airhead, Alice, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Daffy Dildo, Down Underwear, Erina Virgin, F 3 Ways, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Fuck & Go, Hands On, Hot Bot, Juices Flowing, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Little Bear, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mr X, Mudplug, Not Out, October Flesh, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Peebee CH3, Philthegreek, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shit Face, Simples, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Tadpole, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Woodick, Yorky Porky and 5 others. Total 69.
Caterham
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, Alice, Bobo, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Down Underwear, Dr Pussy, For Sale Or Rent, Giving Head, K4, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, No Foreplay, Philthegreek, Scrumpy, Short Plank, Smartarse, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Woodick and 1 others. Total 24.
East Croydon
The Pack: Alice, 3 Camels, African Queen, Big In Japan, Bobo, Catherine Brydan-Smith, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Philthegreek, Pyles, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Sin Bernard, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and 1 others. Total 38.
Eastcote
The Pack: Slippery Comer, Alice, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hijacker, Hunting Cunt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 35.
Hampstead
The Pack: Fishy Fingers, Landing Strip, African Queen, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Contour, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Juices Flowing, K4, Last Tango, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Long And Thin, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 34.
Bermondsey
The Pack: Opee, 3S4D, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Caboose, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, K4, Kermit, Lady Chatterley, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Not Out, Oral Sex, Plank CH3, Pope, Pyles, Run 2 Eat, Sir Long And Thin, Slippery Comer, Smartarse and Thunderthighs. Total 25.
Blackheath - Joint run with SLASH
The Pack: White Trash, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Fishy Fingers, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, KC, Landing Strip, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Not Out, Peebee CH3, Pope, Pyles, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Testiculator and 1 others. Total 34.
Iver
The Pack: Rambo, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Bulldozer, Drink Her Pretty, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, Kanye, Kenny, Landing Strip, Lofty, Mad Cow, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Tablewhine and 1 others. Total 24.
Clapton
The Pack: Dawns Crack, Beetroot, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Broke Vac Mounting, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hijacker, Opee, Please Sir, Rambo, Reach Around, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Testiculator, Tuna Melt, Vulcan and White Trash. Total 22.
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - joint with Herts
The Pack: Mr X, African Queen, Beetroot, Blood Stained Clothing, Chi Su, Chris Mulaik, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kylie, Mark E. Mark, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, My Li’l Spermhead, Pampers (Scarboro H3), Parson’s Nose, Plank CH3, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Vicky Vomit, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 10 others. Total 38.
Carshalton
The Pack: Masterbaker, African Queen, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Daffy Dildo, Hijacker, K4, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Mary Poppins, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Not Out, Pope, Pyles, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Short Plank, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, The Perfect Woman, Thunderthighs and White Trash. Total 26.
Stamford Brook
The Pack: Bhopal, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Must’va Crap, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Reach Around, Standard Deviant, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Thunderthighs, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 27.
Brentford
The Pack: 2AM, Smartarse, Angel, Beetroot, Bobo, Bouncer, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Cyst Pit, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, KC, Keeps it up, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Radio Soap, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 48.
Kingsbury
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Bhopal, Bobo, Des Res, Drink Her Pretty, K4, Knead, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash and 1 others. Total 28.
Balham **Sweetheart's Birthday Hash!**
The Pack: Sweetheart, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chris Mulaik, Cliffbanger, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Des Res, Drink Her Pretty, Fishy Fingers, Franziska, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Genghis, Hot Bot, Josh Visitor Beijing, K4, Kanye, Kermit, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Pope, Pussy Basher, Pyles, Queen Ib, Road Runner, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shit Face, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Timos, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 49.
South Woodford
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Chris Mulaik, Dawns Crack, Fishy Fingers, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Mouthwash, Not Out, Please Sir, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Thunderthighs and 4 others. Total 25.
Paddington **New Year's Day Run**
The Pack: Reach Around, Bobo, Contour, Franziska, Houdini, K4, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Mudplug, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs and 2 others. Total 19.