London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Hash Runs 2025

 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Feb 22nd
The Clapton Hart at Clapton
Dawns Crack
Clapton
The Pack: Dawns Crack, Beetroot, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Broke Vac Mounting, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hijacker, Opee, Please Sir, Reach Around, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Testiculator, Tuna Melt, Vulcan and White Trash. Total 21.
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Sat Feb 15th
The Brockley Barge at Brockley
Mr X
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - joint with Herts
The Pack: Mr X, African Queen, Beetroot, Blood Stained Clothing, Chi Su, Chris Mulaik, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kylie, Mark E. Mark, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, My Li’l Spermhead, Pampers (Scarboro H3), Parson’s Nose, Plank CH3, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Vicky Vomit, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 10 others. Total 38.
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Sat Feb 8th
The Hope at Carshalton
Masterbaker
Carshalton
The Pack: Masterbaker, African Queen, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Daffy Dildo, Hijacker, K4, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Mary Poppins, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Not Out, Pope, Pyles, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shortplank, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, The Perfect Woman, Thunderthighs, White Trash and 1 others. Total 26.
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Sat Feb 1st
The Cross Keys at Stamford Brook
Bhopal
Stamford Brook
The Pack: Bhopal, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Must’va Crap, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Reach Around, Standard Deviant, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Thunderthighs, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 27.
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Sat Jan 25th
Magpie and Crown at Brentford
2AM and Smartarse
Brentford
The Pack: 2AM, Smartarse, Angel, Beetroot, Bobo, Bouncer, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Cyst Pit, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, KC, Keeps it up, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Radio Soap, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 48.
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Sat Jan 18th
JJ Moons at Kingsbury
Big In Japan and Not Out
Kingsbury
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Bhopal, Bobo, Des Res, Drink Her Pretty, K4, Knead, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash and 1 others. Total 28.
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Sat Jan 11th
Sweetheart
Balham **Sweetheart's Birthday Hash!**
most attended of 2025!
The Pack: Sweetheart, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chris Mulaik, Cliffbanger, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Des Res, Drink Her Pretty, Fishy Fingers, Franziska, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Genghis, Hot Bot, Josh Visitor Beijing, K4, Kanye, Kermit, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Pope, Pussy Basher, Pyles, Queen Ib, Road Runner, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shit Face, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Timos, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 49.
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Sat Jan 4th
The George at South Woodford
Standard Deviant
South Woodford
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Chris Mulaik, Dawns Crack, Fishy Fingers, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Mouthwash, Not Out, Please Sir, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Thunderthighs and 4 others. Total 25.
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Wed Jan 1st
The Bear at Paddington
Reach Around
Paddington **New Year's Day Run**
The Pack: Reach Around, Bobo, Contour, Franziska, Houdini, K4, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Mudplug, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs and 2 others. Total 19.