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Hash Runs 2025

 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Apr 26th
The Red Lion at Isleworth
K4
Isleworth
The Pack: K4, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Dawns Crack, Erina Virgin, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Not Out, Optimist, Pope, Reach Around, Simples, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and White Trash. Total 25.
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Sat Apr 19th
The Paternoster at St Pauls
Contour and Last Tango
St Pauls - **Easter Egg Hunt**
most attended of 2025!
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, 50 Shades, African Queen, Airhead, Alice, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Daffy Dildo, Down Underwear, Erina Virgin, F 3 Ways, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Fuck & Go, Hands On, Hot Bot, Juices Flowing, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Little Bear, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mr X, Mudplug, Not Out, October Flesh, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Peebee CH3, Philthegreek, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shit Face, Simples, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Tadpole, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Woodick, Yorky Porky and 5 others. Total 69.
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Sat Apr 12th
The King and Queen at Caterham
Sir Humpalot
Caterham
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, Alice, Bobo, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Down Underwear, Dr Pussy, For Sale Or Rent, Giving Head, K4, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, No Foreplay, Philthegreek, Scrumpy, Short Plank, Smartarse, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Woodick and 1 others. Total 24.
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Sat Apr 5th
The Oval Tavern at East Croydon
Alice
East Croydon
The Pack: Alice, 3 Camels, African Queen, Big In Japan, Bobo, Catherine Brydan-Smith, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Philthegreek, Pyles, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Sin Bernard, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and 1 others. Total 38.
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Sat Mar 29th
The Ascott at Eastcote
Slippery Comer
Eastcote
The Pack: Slippery Comer, Alice, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hijacker, Hunting Cunt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 35.
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Sat Mar 22nd
King William IV at Hampstead
Fishy Fingers and Landing Strip
Hampstead
The Pack: Fishy Fingers, Landing Strip, African Queen, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Contour, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Juices Flowing, K4, Last Tango, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Long And Thin, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 34.
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Sat Mar 15th
Opee
Bermondsey
The Pack: Opee, 3S4D, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Caboose, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, K4, Kermit, Lady Chatterley, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Not Out, Oral Sex, Plank CH3, Pope, Pyles, Run 2 Eat, Sir Long And Thin, Slippery Comer, Smartarse and Thunderthighs. Total 25.
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Sat Mar 8th
The Old Tigers Head at Blackheath
White Trash
Blackheath - Joint run with SLASH
The Pack: White Trash, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Fishy Fingers, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, KC, Landing Strip, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Not Out, Peebee CH3, Pope, Pyles, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Testiculator and 1 others. Total 34.
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Sat Mar 1st
Rambo
Iver
The Pack: Rambo, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Bulldozer, Drink Her Pretty, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, Kanye, Kenny, Landing Strip, Lofty, Mad Cow, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Tablewhine and 1 others. Total 24.
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Sat Feb 22nd
The Clapton Hart at Clapton
Dawns Crack
Clapton
The Pack: Dawns Crack, Beetroot, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Broke Vac Mounting, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hijacker, Opee, Please Sir, Rambo, Reach Around, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Testiculator, Tuna Melt, Vulcan and White Trash. Total 22.
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Sat Feb 15th
The Brockley Barge at Brockley
Mr X
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - joint with Herts
The Pack: Mr X, African Queen, Beetroot, Blood Stained Clothing, Chi Su, Chris Mulaik, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kylie, Mark E. Mark, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, My Li’l Spermhead, Pampers (Scarboro H3), Parson’s Nose, Plank CH3, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Vicky Vomit, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 10 others. Total 38.
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Sat Feb 8th
The Hope at Carshalton
Masterbaker
Carshalton
The Pack: Masterbaker, African Queen, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Daffy Dildo, Hijacker, K4, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Mary Poppins, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Not Out, Pope, Pyles, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Short Plank, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, The Perfect Woman, Thunderthighs and White Trash. Total 26.
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Sat Feb 1st
The Cross Keys at Stamford Brook
Bhopal
Stamford Brook
The Pack: Bhopal, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Must’va Crap, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Reach Around, Standard Deviant, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Thunderthighs, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 27.
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Sat Jan 25th
Magpie and Crown at Brentford
2AM and Smartarse
Brentford
The Pack: 2AM, Smartarse, Angel, Beetroot, Bobo, Bouncer, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Cyst Pit, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, KC, Keeps it up, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Radio Soap, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 48.
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Sat Jan 18th
JJ Moons at Kingsbury
Big In Japan and Not Out
Kingsbury
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Bhopal, Bobo, Des Res, Drink Her Pretty, K4, Knead, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash and 1 others. Total 28.
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Sat Jan 11th
Sweetheart
Balham **Sweetheart's Birthday Hash!**
The Pack: Sweetheart, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chris Mulaik, Cliffbanger, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Des Res, Drink Her Pretty, Fishy Fingers, Franziska, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Genghis, Hot Bot, Josh Visitor Beijing, K4, Kanye, Kermit, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Pope, Pussy Basher, Pyles, Queen Ib, Road Runner, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shit Face, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Timos, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 49.
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Sat Jan 4th
The George at South Woodford
Standard Deviant
South Woodford
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Chris Mulaik, Dawns Crack, Fishy Fingers, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Mouthwash, Not Out, Please Sir, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Thunderthighs and 4 others. Total 25.
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Wed Jan 1st
The Bear at Paddington
Reach Around
Paddington **New Year's Day Run**
The Pack: Reach Around, Bobo, Contour, Franziska, Houdini, K4, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Mudplug, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs and 2 others. Total 19.