London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Sex toy's Hash Runs 2026

(to run 2843 on July 25th from Norwood Junction)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Jul 25th
The Portland Arms at Norwood Junction
Masterbaker
Norwood Junction
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Bedpan, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Contour, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kling On (Melbourne), Last Tango, Marxist, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Pussy Basher, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 37.
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Sat Jul 18th
Bentley
3S4D
Golden Jubilee Away Day! **PRE-REGISTERED ATTENDEES ONLY!**
The Pack: 3S4D, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bobo, Butt Plug, Called Away, Chi Su, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Hijacker, K4, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Lofty, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Not Out, Pope, Pussy Basher, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Skylark, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs and Titanic Dickhead. Total 39.
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Sat Jul 11th
The Packhorse and Talbot at Turnham Green
Knickers
Turnham Green
The Pack: Knickers, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Crash Test Dummy, Doormat, Head Mistress, K4, Landing Strip, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Pope, Pussy Basher, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 29.
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Sat May 23rd
The Viaduct at Hanwell
K4
Hanwell
The Pack: K4, 2AM, A Bit On the Side, Beetroot, Camel bowels, Freeloader, Generator, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Sex toy, Sparerib, Tuna Melt, White Trash and 1 others. Total 23.
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Sat Mar 21st
The Angelic at Angel
Fishy Fingers and Landing Strip
Angel Islington *Hares bday & 3 year Hashyversary!*
The Pack: Fishy Fingers, Landing Strip, Belly Elliot CH3, Big In Japan, Broke Vac Mounting, Chi Su, Deep Klunge, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Hey Siri, Hole in One CH3, Just Monique, Kermit, Marxist, Nice Cocker, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Woodick, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 35.
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Sat Feb 28th
The Royal Oak at New Malden
Ryde and Tablewhine
New Malden
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, KC, Knickers, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant and Sweetheart. Total 29.