London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Yorky Porky's Hash Runs 2025

(to run 2800 on October 11th from Ruislip Gardens)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Aug 16th
Rising Sun at Epsom
Camping Gaz and Dr Pussy
Epsom
The Pack: Camping Gaz, Dr Pussy, Alice, Bobo, Bulldozer, Caboose, Drill Me, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, K4, Keep the change visitor Phillipines, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Masterbaker, Miss Bean, Not Out, Philthegreek, Proxy, Pyles, Rambo, Slippery Comer, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Yorky Porky and 3 others. Total 28.
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Sat Aug 9th
The Shirkers Rest at New Cross Gate
FLAR and Plank CH3
New Cross Gate
The Pack: FLAR, Plank CH3, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Camel bowels, Down Underwear, Drill Me, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Pyles, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 34.
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Sat Aug 2nd
The Star at Wallington
Alice
** Change Alert** WALLINGTON TO CARSHALTON (A2B RUN)
The Pack: Alice, 3S4D, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Daffy Dildo, Giving Head, Hijacker, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Rambo, Rear Entry, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Yorky Porky and 4 others. Total 30.
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Sat Jul 19th
The Woodman Pinner at Northwood Hills
Mad Cow
Northwood Hills / Eastcote
The Pack: Mad Cow, Beetroot, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Doner Kebab, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 32.
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Sat May 3rd
The Hercules at Lambeth North
Sin Bernard
Lambeth North
The Pack: Sin Bernard, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Camel bowels, Chi Su, Cowgirl Hunting, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 36.
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Sat Apr 19th
The Paternoster at St Pauls
Contour and Last Tango
St Pauls - **Easter Egg Hunt**
most attended of 2025!
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, 50 Shades, African Queen, Airhead, Alice, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Daffy Dildo, Down Underwear, Erina Virgin, F 3 Ways, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Fuck & Go, Hands On, Hot Bot, Juices Flowing, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Little Bear, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mr X, Mudplug, Not Out, October Flesh, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Peebee CH3, Philthegreek, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shit Face, Simples, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Tadpole, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Woodick, Yorky Porky and 5 others. Total 69.
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Sat Mar 29th
The Ascott at Eastcote
Slippery Comer
Eastcote
The Pack: Slippery Comer, Alice, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hijacker, Hunting Cunt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 35.
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Sat Mar 22nd
King William IV at Hampstead
Fishy Fingers and Landing Strip
Hampstead
The Pack: Fishy Fingers, Landing Strip, African Queen, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Contour, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Juices Flowing, K4, Last Tango, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Long And Thin, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 34.
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Sat Feb 15th
The Brockley Barge at Brockley
Mr X
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - joint with Herts
The Pack: Mr X, African Queen, Beetroot, Blood Stained Clothing, Chi Su, Chris Mulaik, FLAR, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kylie, Mark E. Mark, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, My Li’l Spermhead, Pampers (Scarboro H3), Parson’s Nose, Plank CH3, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sooper Trooper Wycombe, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Vicky Vomit, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 8 others. Total 38.
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Sat Feb 1st
The Cross Keys at Stamford Brook
Bhopal
Stamford Brook
The Pack: Bhopal, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Must’va Crap, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Reach Around, Standard Deviant, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Thunderthighs, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 27.
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Sat Jan 25th
Magpie and Crown at Brentford
2AM and Smartarse
Brentford
The Pack: 2AM, Smartarse, Angel, Beetroot, Bobo, Bouncer, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Cyst Pit, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, KC, Keeps it up, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Radio Soap, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 48.