Yorky Porky's Hash Runs 2026
(to run 2852 on September 26th from Whyteleafe)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Lambeth North
The Pack: 3 Camels, Sin Bin, Airhead, Alice, Bhopal, Black Hole, Bobo, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Freeloader, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Nuts in a bag, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Titanic Dickhead, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 42.
Colliers Wood
The Pack: A Bit On the Side, Alice, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Elver, FLAR, Glitter Valley visitor, Head Mistress, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, Just Anna Hertfordshire, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Marxist, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Nuts in a bag, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 5 others. Total 49.
**Sweetheart's 4th of July Hash** *Themed*
The Pack: Sweetheart, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 38.
Rotherhithe
The Pack: Boy Blunder, Reach Around, 3S4D, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Alice, Beetroot, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Elver, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, Kiss Me Join Lagos Hash, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Mad Cow, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Rambo, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 26.
Clapham Common
The Pack: Alice, A Bit On the Side, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Contour, Crusty Nuts, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Winnie The Puke and Yorky Porky. Total 29.
St James Park **LH3 50th Anniversary Hash**
most attended of 2026!
The Pack: Bobo, 2AM, Adam Lie, Airhead, Alice, Angel, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Bedpan, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bouncer, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Castrato, Cheap Shit, Chi Su, Chunderground, Cliffbanger, Contour, Cover Girl, Crash Test Dummy, Crusty Nuts, Dawns Crack, Doormat, Down Underwear, Dr Pussy, El C*nto (Joshua), Elver, F3Ways, FBI, Fergie, Fish & Chips, Fishy Fingers, FLAR, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hands On, Hash Cash, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Hole in One CH3, Horrible, Houdini, Innocent Until Drunk LA Hash, Just Period visitor Germany, K4, Kanye, Keeps it up, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lefty, Lofty, Lonely, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, One in The Eye, Plank CH3, Proxy, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Salty rim, Sarah The snail, Scrumpy, Simple (Barnes), Sin Bin, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Trigamist, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 13 others. Total 112.
Chiswick Park **WLH3 40th party Pre-lube**
The Pack: Pope, Alice, Beetroot, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, K4, Knickers, Martini Slut, Miss Muffet, More On, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 25.
Sydneham
The Pack: Opee, Tuna Melt, 3S4D, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Itsy Bitsy, Juices Flowing, Kermit, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Naughty Boy, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof and Yorky Porky. Total 28.
Russell Square - **Valentines day Hash**
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Glitter Valley visitor, Gobbledick, Half Baked, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Hole in One CH3, Invisible Matt, Itsy Bitsy, KC, Landing Strip, Lofty, Looberty, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Microscopic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Naughty Boy, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Not Out, Opee, Peebee CH3, Plan B, Pope, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bin, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Up My Ar@e, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 11 others. Total 74.
Pimlico **Australia Day**
The Pack: Airhead, Bedpan, Adam Lie, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, David quigley-Jones, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just lies Visitor Virgin, K4, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Plan B, Proxy, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Vulcan, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 46.
Northfields
The Pack: Pope, 3S4D, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Lady Chatterley, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Ryde, Sparerib, Standin Shit, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 28.
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: K4, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Clawed Balls, Contour, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Optimist, Periodical, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 48.
