London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Optimist's Hash Runs 2026

(to run 2835 on June 6th from Rotherhithe)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
hash
Sat May 9th
The Starting Gate at Alexandra Palace
Thunderthighs
**Golden Sh#wer Run**
The Pack: Thunderthighs, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beef Cheeks, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Camel bowels, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Lofty, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mr X, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Pyles, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 38.
hash
Sat Apr 11th
The Albion at Hampton Court
Sir Humpalot
Hampton Court **A to B run**
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Bobo, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Contour, Dingo, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Head Mistress, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Mountain Beaver, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Rambo, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Jizz Mopper (Boston H3), Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 35.
hash
Sat Jan 3rd
Prince of Wales at Ravenscourt Park
K4
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: K4, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Clawed Balls, Contour, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Optimist, Periodical, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 48.
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Thu Jan 1st
The Bear at Paddington
Pope and Reach Around
Paddington **Eels, London & West joint New Years Day Hash**
The Pack: Pope, Reach Around, Alice, Bed Spanner, Bedpan, Beetroot, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Broke Vac Mounting, Clawed Balls, Contour, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Kermit, Landing Strip, Lefty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Opee, Optimist, Petal, Pussy Basher, Red Hot Dutch, Roll Back, Rox Off, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweet Peacock, Tablewhine, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 61.