London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Optimist's Hash Runs 2024

(to run 2749 on November 16th from Northwood Hills)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Nov 9th
The Viaduct at Hanwell
K4
Hanwell
The Pack: K4, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bruno, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Bean, Miss Muffet, More On, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 31.
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Sat Oct 12th
Woodies Freehouse at Berrylands
Masterbaker
Berrylands **Note change in details**
The Pack: Masterbaker, Airhead, Beetroot, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Fucking Close To Water, K4, Mad Cow, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and Woof Woof Woof. Total 24.
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Sat Oct 5th
Slippery Comer
**AGPU** Ealing Common - Springfield Bowls Club
The Pack: Slippery Comer, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Hash Cash, K4, Kenny, Kermit, Landing Strip, Love Deuce, Martian Matron, Marxist, Microscopic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Nice Erotica Nigeria Hash, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Wacker, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 7 others. Total 47.
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Sat Sep 28th
Beer Merchants Tap at Hackney Wick
Fishy Fingers and Landing Strip
Hackney Wick
The Pack: Fishy Fingers, Landing Strip, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Bruno, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Dawns Crack, Dirty Dozen, Down Underwear, Geli Visitor Bangladesh, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Hunting Cunt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Linford, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Must’va Crap, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Plank CH3, Pope, Poutine, Rambo, Reach Around, Ryde, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Sloppy Seconds, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 43.
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Sat Sep 21st
The Coach and Horses at Barnes Bridge
Minge & Tonic and Roll Back
Barnes Bridge
The Pack: Minge & Tonic, Roll Back, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Contour, Doner Kebab, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, For Sale Or Rent, Hands On, Hijacker, K4, KC, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Bean, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Pyles, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 2 others. Total 41.
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Sat Sep 7th
The City Barge at Kew Bridge
Knickers
Kew Bridge - Knickers 40th Anniversary of Hashing
The Pack: Knickers, Airhead, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Comes Occasionally, Contour, Doner Kebab, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Generator, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Heavy Pants, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, Katoyboy, KC, Kermit, Last Tango, Lego Las, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, No Foreplay, Not Out, Optimist, Pope, Roll Back, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Simples, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tadpole, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 52.
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Sat Aug 31st
The Cheshire Cheese at Fenchurch Street
Rambo
Fenchurch Street - Treasure Hunt
The Pack: Rambo, Airhead, Bobo, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Flying Solo, Franziska, Geli Visitor Bangladesh, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kling On (Melbourne), Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Miss Bean, Miss Muffet, Must’va Crap, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Plank CH3, Pyles, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 31.
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Sat Aug 24th
The Feathers at St James Park
Belches with Wolves and Skylark
St James Park
The Pack: Belches with Wolves, Skylark, 3S4D, Bad Pitt (Stockholm), Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Come Forth In Orange, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Lady Chatterley, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, October Flesh, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Poutine, Prosecco Queen, Pyles, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Simples, Slippery Comer, Tadpole and Woof Woof Woof. Total 34.
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Sat May 18th
The Hercules at Lambeth North
Sin Bernard
Lambeth North
The Pack: Sin Bernard, African Queen, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Call Girl, Chummy Walker, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Fucksuck A Rabbit (FLAR), Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Microscopic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, On your back, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Sam Ellis, Scrumpy, Simples, Skylark, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Tadpole, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 4 others. Total 50.
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Sat Apr 27th
The George at South Woodford
Standard Deviant
South Woodford
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Comes Too Soon, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Hijacker, K4, Kebab (FUKFM), Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Mouthwash, Nice Cocker, No Foreplay, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and Weeny Schnitzel. Total 31.
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Sat Apr 13th
Minge & Tonic
Feltham **This is a change of location
The Pack: Minge & Tonic, Airhead, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Casting Slouch, Des Res, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Giving Head, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kanye, Knickers, Landing Strip, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Not Out, Optimist, Qualified Seaman, Reach Around, Roll Back, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs and Yorky Porky. Total 32.
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Sat Mar 23rd
The Colonel Fawcett at Camden Road
Fishy Fingers and Landing Strip
Camden Road
The Pack: Fishy Fingers, Landing Strip, 3 Beers, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Call Girl, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Down Underwear, Franziska, Freeloader, Going Commando, Goldilocks, Hands On, Josh Visitor Beijing, Juices Flowing, K4, Last Tango, Linford, Mad Cow, Marianne Stringfellow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 3 others. Total 45.
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Sat Mar 16th
Foresters Arms at Hampton Wick
New Balls Please
Hampton Wick
The Pack: New Balls Please, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Call Girl, Comes Occasionally, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Tuna Melt and White Trash. Total 30.
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Sat Mar 9th
The George and Dragon at West Drayton
Bhopal
West Drayton
The Pack: Bhopal, Airhead, Bare Foot, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Castrato, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, K4, KC, Kenny, Kiss My Arse, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Nutsucker, Only Fan Rooms, Optimist, Pope, Russell in the Bush, Testiculator, Titanic Dickhead, Yorky Porky and 4 others. Total 36.
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Sat Feb 3rd
White Trash
Eltham
The Pack: White Trash, Angel, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bouncer, Down Underwear, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Mad Cow, Mudplug, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 24.
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Sat Jan 27th
Magpie and Crown at Brentford
Smartarse
Brentford
The Pack: Smartarse, Airhead, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Fishy Fingers, Franziska, Freeloader, Hands On, Josh Visitor Beijing, Juices Flowing, K4, Katoyboy, KC, Kebab (FUKFM), Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs and 1 others. Total 36.
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Sat Jan 20th
Call Girl
Bank
The Pack: Call Girl, Bear Behind, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers, Franziska, Freeloader, Fucksuck A Rabbit (FLAR), Hands On, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, KC, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Linford, Mad Cow, Marianne Stringfellow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mr X, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 52.
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Sat Jan 13th
Mad Cow
Ickenham
The Pack: Mad Cow, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Contour, Drink Her Pretty, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Last Tango, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer and Yorky Porky. Total 25.