London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Minge & Tonic's Hash Runs 2026

(to run 2835 on June 6th from Rotherhithe)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
hash
Sat May 30th
Cork n Cask at Bromley South
Masterbaker
Bromley South
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Breakfast Included (Beijing H3), Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Hijacker, K4, Landing Strip, Lost in M&S, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Moaning Minnie, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Pope, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, White Trash and 2 others. Total 31.
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Sat Apr 18th
The Ferry Boat at Tottenham Hale
Elver and Reach Around
Tottenham Hale
The Pack: Elver, Reach Around, Bedpan, Bhopal, Bobo, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Glüh Fox, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Landing Strip, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Moomin Mounter, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 34.
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Sat Apr 11th
The Albion at Hampton Court
Sir Humpalot
Hampton Court **A to B run**
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Bobo, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Contour, Dingo, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Head Mistress, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Mountain Beaver, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Rambo, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Jizz Mopper (Boston H3), Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 35.
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Sat Mar 7th
Prince of Wales at Ravenscourt Park
Bhopal
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: Bhopal, A Bit On the Side, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Freeloader, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Martian Matron, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Must Bang, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob and Woof Woof Woof. Total 25.
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Sat Feb 28th
The Royal Oak at New Malden
Ryde and Tablewhine
New Malden
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, KC, Knickers, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant and Sweetheart. Total 29.
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Sat Jan 31st
The Sun at Clapham Common
Alice
Clapham Common
The Pack: Alice, Adam Lie, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Butt Plug, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Landing Strip, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Must Bang, Nice Cocker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and 1 others. Total 33.
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Sat Jan 3rd
Prince of Wales at Ravenscourt Park
K4
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: K4, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Clawed Balls, Contour, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Optimist, Periodical, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 48.