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Beetroot's Hash Runs 2024

(to run 2749 on November 16th from Northwood Hills)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Nov 16th
The Woodman Pinner at Northwood Hills
Mad Cow
Northwood Hills / Pinner
The Pack: Mad Cow, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Fucksuck A Rabbit (FLAR), Giving Head, Hands On, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Not Out, Pyles, Rambo, Roll Back, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 37.
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Sat Nov 2nd
The Green Man at Putney
Miss Bean
Putney
The Pack: Miss Bean, Beetroot, Bhopal, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Fat Bastard, Freshly Spewed, Fucksuck A Rabbit (FLAR), Ging Gang Goolie, Hijacker, K4, KC, Kemosabe, Kenny, Kiss My Arse, Knickers, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Opee, Phickle Fart, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Vulcan and 3 others. Total 40.
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Sat Oct 19th
The Salt Quay at Rotherhithe
Woof Woof Woof
Rotherhithe
The Pack: Woof Woof Woof, 3S4D, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, FBI, Giving Head, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Love Deuce, Man Magnet, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Plank CH3, Pope, Pyles, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 40.
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Sat Oct 12th
Woodies Freehouse at Berrylands
Masterbaker
Berrylands **Note change in details**
The Pack: Masterbaker, Airhead, Beetroot, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Fucking Close To Water, K4, Mad Cow, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and Woof Woof Woof. Total 24.
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Sat Sep 21st
The Coach and Horses at Barnes Bridge
Minge & Tonic and Roll Back
Barnes Bridge
The Pack: Minge & Tonic, Roll Back, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Contour, Doner Kebab, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, For Sale Or Rent, Hands On, Hijacker, K4, KC, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Bean, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Pyles, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 2 others. Total 41.
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Sat Sep 14th
The Kings Head at Earls Court
Must’va Crap
Earls Court
The Pack: Must’va Crap, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Contour, Deep Klunge, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Hands On, Hijacker, Knickers, Last Tango, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, October Flesh, Opee, Pussy Basher, Russell in the Bush, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt and 3 others. Total 28.
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Sat Sep 7th
The City Barge at Kew Bridge
Knickers
Kew Bridge - Knickers 40th Anniversary of Hashing
The Pack: Knickers, Airhead, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Comes Occasionally, Contour, Doner Kebab, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Generator, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Heavy Pants, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, Katoyboy, KC, Kermit, Last Tango, Lego Las, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, No Foreplay, Not Out, Optimist, Pope, Roll Back, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Simples, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tadpole, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 52.
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Sun Aug 11th
Contour and Funky Gibbon
LH3 Away Weekend in Deal - Joint Run with Friends of the Mole
The Pack: Contour, Funky Gibbon, 69 Virgins, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bush Squatter, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Fetherlite, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lego Las, Lofty, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Not Out, Nutsucker, Oral Bee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Psychodelic, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Scud, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs and Titanic Dickhead. Total 50.
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Sat Aug 10th
K4 and Slippery Comer
LH3 Away Weekend in Deal - Joint Run with Friends of the Mole
The Pack: K4, Slippery Comer, 69 Virgins, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bush Squatter, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Cliffbanger, Contour, Down Underwear, Fetherlite, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Funky Gibbon, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lego Las, Lofty, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Not Out, Nutsucker, Oral Bee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Psychodelic, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Scud, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs and Titanic Dickhead. Total 51.
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Sun Aug 4th
The Queens Head at Hammersmith
Pope
Hammersmith - Joint Run with West London H3
The Pack: Pope, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Call Girl, Chi Su, Cover Girl, Drink Her Pretty, Eagermount, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Gay Socks visitor Colorado, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Kanye, Katoyboy, KC, Kenny, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Pyles, Rambo, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Shiva (New Malden), Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 65.
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Sat Jul 13th
Famous Green Man at Ewell West
Sir Humpalot
Ewell West
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, 3S4D, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Camping Gaz, Contour, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Dr Pussy, Freeloader, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Miss Muffet, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder and Thunderthighs. Total 33.
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Sat Jun 8th
The Royal Standard at Wandsworth Town
Beetroot
Wandsworth Town
The Pack: Beetroot, African Queen, Alice, Big In Japan, Caboose, Chi Su, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Knickers, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Pope, Pyles, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 28.
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Sat May 18th
The Hercules at Lambeth North
Sin Bernard
Lambeth North
The Pack: Sin Bernard, African Queen, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Call Girl, Chummy Walker, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Fucksuck A Rabbit (FLAR), Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Microscopic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, On your back, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Sam Ellis, Scrumpy, Simples, Skylark, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Tadpole, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 4 others. Total 50.
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Sat May 4th
Ryans at Northfields
Pope
Northfields
The Pack: Pope, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Bulldozer, Des Res, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Freeloader, Gay Socks visitor Colorado, K4, Knickers, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Slippery Edge (Amsterdam), Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 40.
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Sat Apr 20th
Hoop and Grapes at Aldgate
Kanye
Aldgate / Aldgate East
The Pack: Kanye, African Queen, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Broke Vac Mounting, Butt Plug, Cliffbanger, Contour, David quigley-Jones, Des Res, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fishy Fingers, Fucksuck A Rabbit (FLAR), Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hunting Cunt, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lego Las, Linford, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, On your back, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Qualified Seaman, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 4 others. Total 61.
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Sat Apr 13th
Minge & Tonic
Feltham **This is a change of location
The Pack: Minge & Tonic, Airhead, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Casting Slouch, Des Res, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Giving Head, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kanye, Knickers, Landing Strip, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Not Out, Optimist, Qualified Seaman, Reach Around, Roll Back, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs and Yorky Porky. Total 32.
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Sat Mar 30th
The Dukes Head at Richmond
Contour and Last Tango
Richmond - Easter Eggstravaganza & Hash Wedding Celebration
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Brown Nose, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chocolate Millipede, Chocolate Starfish, Come Forth In Orange, Country Bumpkin, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Dunny Penny, Eagermount, FBI, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Fucksuck A Rabbit (FLAR), Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Lofty, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Mary Poppins, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, On your back, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Phickle Fart, Plank CH3, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Queen Viper, Rambo, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Simples, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tadpole, Takobelle, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 8 others. Total 82.
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Sat Mar 16th
Foresters Arms at Hampton Wick
New Balls Please
Hampton Wick
The Pack: New Balls Please, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Call Girl, Comes Occasionally, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Tuna Melt and White Trash. Total 30.
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Sat Feb 24th
The White Bear at Ruislip
Slippery Comer
Ruislip / West Ruislip
The Pack: Slippery Comer, African Queen, Alfred Conteh, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Castrato, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Hard to Come, Juices Flowing, K4, Kiss Me Join Lagos Hash, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Ryde, Tablewhine, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash and 2 others. Total 37.
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Sat Feb 10th
The Brockley Barge at Brockley
Mr X
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - Joint run with SLASH & Herts
The Pack: Mr X, Alfred Conteh, Bangers, Beetroot, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Caboose, Call Girl, Crash Test Dummy, Doormat, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Flying Solo, Freshly Spewed, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kylie, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Proxy, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 6 others. Total 47.
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Sat Jan 27th
Magpie and Crown at Brentford
Smartarse
Brentford
The Pack: Smartarse, Airhead, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Fishy Fingers, Franziska, Freeloader, Hands On, Josh Visitor Beijing, Juices Flowing, K4, Katoyboy, KC, Kebab (FUKFM), Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs and 1 others. Total 36.
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Sat Jan 13th
Mad Cow
Ickenham
The Pack: Mad Cow, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Contour, Drink Her Pretty, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Last Tango, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer and Yorky Porky. Total 25.