
Beetroot's Hash Runs ALL
(to run 2769 on March 29th from Eastcote)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Eastcote
The Pack: Slippery Comer, Alice, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hijacker, Hunting Cunt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 35.
Blackheath - Joint run with SLASH
The Pack: White Trash, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Fishy Fingers, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, KC, Landing Strip, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Not Out, Peebee CH3, Pope, Pyles, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Testiculator and 1 others. Total 34.
Iver
The Pack: Rambo, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Bulldozer, Drink Her Pretty, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, Kanye, Kenny, Landing Strip, Lofty, Mad Cow, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Tablewhine and 1 others. Total 24.
Clapton
The Pack: Dawns Crack, Beetroot, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Broke Vac Mounting, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hijacker, Opee, Please Sir, Rambo, Reach Around, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Testiculator, Tuna Melt, Vulcan and White Trash. Total 22.
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - joint with Herts
The Pack: Mr X, African Queen, Beetroot, Blood Stained Clothing, Chi Su, Chris Mulaik, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kylie, Mark E. Mark, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, My Li’l Spermhead, Pampers (Scarboro H3), Parson’s Nose, Plank CH3, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Vicky Vomit, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 10 others. Total 38.
Carshalton
The Pack: Masterbaker, African Queen, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Daffy Dildo, Hijacker, K4, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Mary Poppins, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Not Out, Pope, Pyles, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shortplank, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, The Perfect Woman, Thunderthighs, White Trash and 1 others. Total 26.
Stamford Brook
The Pack: Bhopal, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Must’va Crap, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Reach Around, Standard Deviant, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Thunderthighs, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 27.
Brentford
The Pack: 2AM, Smartarse, Angel, Beetroot, Bobo, Bouncer, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Cyst Pit, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, KC, Keeps it up, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Radio Soap, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 48.
Kingston
The Pack: Pickled Fart, Smack the Oyster, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Caboose, Come Forth In Orange, Fat Bastard, Half Baked, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Poutine, Queen Ib, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Simples, Sir Humpalot, Skidmark, Skylark, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tadpole, Thunderthighs and 1 others. Total 37.
Ealing Common - LH3 Xmas Run and Party
The Pack: Pope, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Come Forth In Orange, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Hands On, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Iron Lady, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Not Out, Optimist, Poutine, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Skidmark, Skylark, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Timos, Tuna Melt, Wanking, Yorky Porky and 6 others. Total 49.
High Street Kensington
The Pack: Giving Head, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Chris Mulaik, Contour, Drink Her Pretty, Fishy Fingers, Genghis, Iron Lady, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and 2 others. Total 36.
Clapham Junction
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, Beetroot, Chi Su, Chris Mulaik, Cliffbanger, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Giving Head, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, More On, Nice Erotica Nigeria Hash, Optimist, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Waterbreaker visitor and White Trash. Total 29.
Northwood Hills / Pinner
The Pack: Mad Cow, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Giving Head, Hands On, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Not Out, Pyles, Rambo, Roll Back, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Wanking, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 37.
Putney
The Pack: Miss Bean, Beetroot, Bhopal, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Fat Bastard, Freshly Spewed, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Ging Gang Goolie, Hijacker, K4, KC, Kemosabe, Kenny, Kiss My Arse, Knickers, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Opee, Pickled Fart, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Vulcan and 3 others. Total 40.
Rotherhithe
The Pack: Woof Woof Woof, 3S4D, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, FBI, Giving Head, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Love Deuce, Man Magnet, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Plank CH3, Pope, Pyles, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 40.
Berrylands **Note change in details**
The Pack: Masterbaker, Airhead, Beetroot, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Fucking Close To Water, K4, Mad Cow, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and Woof Woof Woof. Total 24.
Barnes Bridge
The Pack: Minge & Tonic, Roll Back, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Contour, Doner Kebab, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, For Sale Or Rent, Hands On, Hijacker, K4, KC, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Bean, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Pyles, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 2 others. Total 41.
Earls Court
The Pack: Must’va Crap, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Contour, Deep Klunge, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Hands On, Hijacker, Knickers, Last Tango, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, October Flesh, Opee, Pussy Basher, Russell in the Bush, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt and 3 others. Total 28.
Kew Bridge - Knickers 40th Anniversary of Hashing
The Pack: Knickers, Airhead, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Comes Occasionally, Contour, Doner Kebab, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Generator, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Heavy Pants, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, Katoyboy, KC, Kermit, Last Tango, Lego Las, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, No Foreplay, Not Out, Optimist, Pope, Roll Back, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Simples, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tadpole, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 52.
LH3 Away Weekend in Deal - Joint Run with Friends of the Mole
The Pack: Contour, Funky Gibbon, 69 Virgins, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bush Squatter, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Fetherlite, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lego Las, Lofty, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Not Out, Nutsucker, Oral Bee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Psychodelic, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Scud, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs and Titanic Dickhead. Total 50.
LH3 Away Weekend in Deal - Joint Run with Friends of the Mole
The Pack: K4, Slippery Comer, 69 Virgins, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bush Squatter, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Cliffbanger, Contour, Down Underwear, Fetherlite, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Funky Gibbon, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lego Las, Lofty, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Not Out, Nutsucker, Oral Bee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Psychodelic, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Scud, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs and Titanic Dickhead. Total 51.
Hammersmith - Joint Run with West London H3
The Pack: Pope, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Call Girl, Chi Su, Cover Girl, Drink Her Pretty, Eagermount, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Gay Socks visitor Colorado, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Kanye, Katoyboy, KC, Kenny, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Pyles, Rambo, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Shiva (New Malden), Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 65.
Ewell West
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, 3S4D, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Camping Gaz, Contour, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Dr Pussy, Freeloader, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Miss Muffet, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder and Thunderthighs. Total 33.
Wandsworth Town
The Pack: Beetroot, African Queen, Alice, Big In Japan, Caboose, Chi Su, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Knickers, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Pope, Pyles, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 28.
Lambeth North
The Pack: Sin Bernard, African Queen, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Call Girl, Chummy Walker, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Microscopic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, On your back, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Sam Ellis, Scrumpy, Simples, Skylark, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Tadpole, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 4 others. Total 50.
Northfields
The Pack: Pope, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Bulldozer, Des Res, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Freeloader, Gay Socks visitor Colorado, K4, Knickers, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Slippery Edge (Amsterdam), Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 40.
Aldgate / Aldgate East
The Pack: Kanye, African Queen, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Broke Vac Mounting, Butt Plug, Cliffbanger, Contour, David quigley-Jones, Des Res, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fishy Fingers, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hunting Cunt, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lego Las, Linford, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, On your back, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Qualified Seaman, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 4 others. Total 61.
Feltham **This is a change of location
The Pack: Minge & Tonic, Airhead, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Casting Slouch, Des Res, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Giving Head, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kanye, Knickers, Landing Strip, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Not Out, Optimist, Qualified Seaman, Reach Around, Roll Back, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs and Yorky Porky. Total 32.
Richmond - Easter Eggstravaganza & Hash Wedding Celebration
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Brown Nose, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chocolate Millipede, Chocolate Starfish, Come Forth In Orange, Country Bumpkin, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Dunny Penny, Eagermount, FBI, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Lofty, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Mary Poppins, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, On your back, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pickled Fart, Plank CH3, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Queen Viper, Rambo, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Simples, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tadpole, Takobelle, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 8 others. Total 82.
Hampton Wick
The Pack: New Balls Please, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Call Girl, Comes Occasionally, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Tuna Melt and White Trash. Total 30.
Ruislip / West Ruislip
The Pack: Slippery Comer, African Queen, Alfred Conteh, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Castrato, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Hard to Come, Juices Flowing, K4, Kiss Me Join Lagos Hash, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Ryde, Tablewhine, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash and 2 others. Total 37.
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - Joint run with SLASH & Herts
The Pack: Mr X, Alfred Conteh, Bangers, Beetroot, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Caboose, Call Girl, Crash Test Dummy, Doormat, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Flying Solo, Freshly Spewed, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kylie, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Proxy, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 6 others. Total 47.
Brentford
The Pack: Smartarse, Airhead, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Fishy Fingers, Franziska, Freeloader, Hands On, Josh Visitor Beijing, Juices Flowing, K4, Katoyboy, KC, Kebab (FUKFM), Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs and 1 others. Total 36.
Ickenham
The Pack: Mad Cow, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Contour, Drink Her Pretty, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Last Tango, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer and Yorky Porky. Total 25.
Catford / Catford Bridge
The Pack: Masterbaker, African Queen, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Call Girl, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Vulcan, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 3 others. Total 31.
Notting Hill Gate - Pre Christmas Run
The Pack: Giving Head, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Belches with Wolves, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Brown Nose, Chi Su, Cyst Pit, Down Underwear, Gay Sailor, Hash Cash, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Linford, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Murphys, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Radio Soap, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Skylark, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 38.
London Christmas Run & Party
The Pack: Pope, 2AM, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Generator, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hands On, Hijacker, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Linford, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Mary Poppins, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nice Erotica Nigeria Hash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Rambo, Rox Off, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Sweet Peacock, Testiculator, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 4 others. Total 57.
Clapham Junction / Battersea
The Pack: No Foreplay, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Breaststroke, Call Girl, Contour, Doormat, Down Underwear, Freeloader, K4, Kermit, Last Tango, Mad Cow, More Leggs, Mouthwash, Not Out, Porkless, Pyles, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and 2 others. Total 25.
Norbiton
The Pack: Butt Plug, 5 Kauai Head Visitor China, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Call Girl, Contour, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, K4, Kenny, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Pickled Fart, Pope, Pyles, Radio Soap, Rambo, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 33.
Spooky Sthweetheart's Halloween in Hampstead!
The Pack: Sweetheart, 2 Jugs Visitor Madrid, Alice, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Breaststroke, Butt Plug, Comes Too Soon, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Flying Solo, For Sale Or Rent, Franziska, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Hands On, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Horrible, Josh Visitor Beijing, K4, Kanye, Kiss My Arse, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Bits, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Nutsucker, Opee, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 3 others. Total 50.
Richmond - Humps' Birthday Prelube Run
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, 5 Kauai Head Visitor China, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Bhopal, Butt Plug, Contour, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Geli Visitor Bangladesh, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Marianne Stringfellow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Pyles, Rambo, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and Weeny Schnitzel. Total 32.
Rotherhithe
The Pack: Weeny Schnitzel, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Franziska, Fucking Close To Water, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Marxist, Masterbaker, Microscopic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Nice Erotica Nigeria Hash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Riptide, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 5 others. Total 40.
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: Bhopal, Kenny, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Freeloader, Gay Sailor, Giving Head, Hijacker, K4, KC, Knickers, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Riptide, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 45.
Joint Run with Hursley H3 - London Bridge
The Pack: Kermit, Run 2 Eat, Beetroot, Bobo, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Freeloader, Higgins, Hijacker, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Lego Las, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, MTM, Noisy Fucker, Omo (FUKFM), Only Fan Rooms, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Tinkerbell, Titanic Dickhead, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 16 others. Total 46.
Sloane Square
The Pack: All Fours, Apple Bobbing, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Butt Plug, Double-O, Flour In My Hole, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, KC, Knickers, Linford, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Stiff Little Finger, Titanic Dickhead and 8 others. Total 31.
Chingford
The Pack: Reach Around, The Nigerian, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Castrato, Dawns Crack, Double-O, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Please Sir, Qualified Seaman, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 5 others. Total 30.
Limehouse - Farewell Run
The Pack: Qualified Seaman, So Fart Ana, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Call Girl, Des Res, Double-O, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Lofty, Marxist, Masterbaker, Must’va Crap, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Pope, Pyles, Reach Around, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Strap On, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 1 others. Total 34.
LONDON AWAY WEEKEND | 16-18th June | Stroud RFC
The Pack: , All Fours, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Qualified Seaman, Scarface, Scrumpy, Sir Clugs, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Testiculator and 2 others. Total 42.
LONDON AWAY WEEKEND | 16-18th June | Stroud RFC
The Pack: K4, Masterbaker, Not Out, All Fours, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Qualified Seaman, Scarface, Scrumpy, Sir Clugs, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Testiculator and 2 others. Total 42.
Hampstead Heath / Belsize Park
The Pack: Brown Nose, All Fours, Apple Bobbing, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bloody Soft Poo, Bobo, Bonnet Basher, Cardinal Sin, Castrato, Contour, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Drainoil, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Not Out, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Strap On, Titanic Dickhead, Tramp on me, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 44.
Kingston - The Azalea Run
The Pack: Man Magnet, Airhead, All Fours, Bad Influence, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Called Away, Comes Occasionally, Contour, Crash Test Dummy, Doormat, Down Underwear, Dunny Penny, Eagermount, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Half Baked, K4, KC, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Pickled Fart, Prince Valium, Qualified Seaman, Queen Viper, Rambo, Rent Boy, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Strap On, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and Yui Tachibona. Total 46.
Chorleywood **Note: Day Change - Monday
The Pack: Mouthwash, Scrumpy, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Brown Nose, Chummy Walker, Contour, Doner Kebab, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Moaning Minnie, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Ryde, Sarah the snail, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Strap On, Tablewhine, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and White Trash. Total 36.
Belmont
The Pack: Masterbaker, Bad Influence, Beetroot, Bhopal, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Daffy Dildo, Down Underwear, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Mad Cow, Marxist, No Foreplay, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash and 2 others. Total 27.
Hampton Wick
The Pack: Call Girl, Airhead, Bad Influence, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Marxist, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pickled Fart, Qualified Seaman, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, White Trash and 1 others. Total 29.
Island Gardens
The Pack: Qualified Seaman, So Fart Ana, All Fours, Bad Influence, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Butt Plug, Caboose, Call Girl, Chi Su, Comes Occasionally, Dawns Crack, Des Res, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kanye, Kermit, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Pope, Reach Around, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Yorky Porky and 4 others. Total 39.
South Ealing
The Pack: Pope, 3S4D, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Eagermount, Fat Bastard, Fishy Papaya, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Houdini (R2D2), Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Miss Muffet, Murphys, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Hunter, Rambo, Rox Off, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 34.
Earls Court
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, 2AM, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Comes Occasionally, Double-O, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kermit, Knickers, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Hunter, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 47.
New Years Day Run - Paddington
The Pack: Reach Around, Apple Bobbing, Beer Banger, Beetroot, Bhopal, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobbledick, Bobo, Brown Nose, Chummy Walker, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Dawns Crack, Dipstick, Doner Kebab, Giving Head, Going Commando, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Kermit, Knead, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Hunter, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Yorky Porky and 12 others. Total 58.
Sat Dec 17th 2022
Springfield Bowls and Social Club at Ealing Common
Martian Matron, More On and Optimist
Ealing Common
The Pack: Martian Matron, More On, Optimist, 2AM, Beetroot, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Butt Plug, Caboose, Call Girl, Chi Su, Doner Kebab, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Hands On, Houdini (R2D2), K4, KC, Kenny, Kermit, Knickers, Lofty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Mick Mac, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Neptunus, No Foreplay, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Rox Off, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 10 others. Total 57.
Highgate
The Pack: Cover Girl, Nose Dive, Bad Influence, Beetroot, Des Res, Doner Kebab, K4, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana and Thunderthighs. Total 22.
Chiswick
The Pack: Knickers, Bad Influence, Beetroot, Bhopal, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Comes Occasionally, Down Underwear, Eagermount, K4, KC, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Norma Wisdom, Optimist, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 26.
Fulwell
The Pack: Butt Plug, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Contour, Des Res, Doner Kebab, Double-O, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Fuckin' Shakespeare, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Quickie, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine and Thunderthighs. Total 43.
The Pack: Call Girl, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Butt Plug, Contour, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, K4, KC, Last Tango, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Penis Envy, Qualified Seaman, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Sweetheart, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 29.
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Alice, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Black Hole, Bobo, Chi Su, Comes Occasionally, Deep Klunge, Double-O, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Road Kill, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Wacker, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 41.
The Queen's Jubilee trail
The Pack: Kanye, 3 Camels, Beetroot, Bhopal, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Comes Occasionally, Dawns Crack, Double-O, Down Underwear, Fishy Papaya, Hands On, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kenny, Kotex, Lego Las, Linford, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, No Foreplay, Not Contagious, Optimist, Penis Envy, Quickie, Rambo, Reach Around, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Smartarse, Sparerib, Titanic Dickhead, Weeny Schnitzel and 9 others. Total 52.
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Comes Occasionally, Dawns Crack, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Mouthwash, Murphys, Not Out, Optimist, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Trigamist and 2 others. Total 24.
The Pack: Reach Around, 3S4D, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Call Girl, Castrato, Chi Su, Dawns Crack, Double-O, Freeloader, Hands On, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Kanye, Kenny, Lady Chatterley, Noisy Fucker, Not Contagious, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, So Fart Ana, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Trigamist, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 32.
Wren Church R*n
The Pack: Bhopal, 3 Camels, All Fours, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Call Girl, Chi Su, Comes Occasionally, Crusty Nuts, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Fishy Papaya, Flour In My Hole, Freeloader, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hands On, Hard to Come, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Bean, More On, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Contagious, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Penis Envy, Pope, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Road Runner, Run 2 Eat, Sin Bernard, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Vinny Shay, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 3 others. Total 55.
The Pack: F 3 Ways, Road Runner, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Brown Nose, Chi Su, Comes Occasionally, Crusty Nuts, Double-O, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Hard to Come, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, KC, Kotex, Lofty, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Miss Bean, Miss Muffet, No Foreplay, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Penis Envy, Pope, Pyles, Sparerib, Stevie Blunder, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 35.
The Pack: Black Hole, Airhead, Beetroot, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Dingo, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, Foreskin, Freeloader, K4, Katoyboy, Kotex, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Penis Envy, Rambo, Reach Around, Sir Humpalot, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs and 2 others. Total 24.
The Pack: Martian Matron, More On, 2AM, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobbledick, Chi Su, Contour, Down Underwear, Eunuch, F 3 Ways, For Sale Or Rent, Giving Head, Going Commando, Goldfinger, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, Katoyboy, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Less-on (Stewart Morrison), Lofty, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Scrumpy, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Vibrator, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 47.
The Pack: Optimist, 50 Shades, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, Foreskin, Freeloader, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Miss Bean, Miss Muffet, More On, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs and 1 others. Total 42.
The Pack: Black Hole, 3 Beers, Beetroot, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Bonnie, Bronco Buster, Chi Su, Contour, Cumming Dear, Drainoil, Going Commando, Impossible (Lion City sg), Kebab (FUKFM), Knickers, Last Tango, Legs (Oslo), Lofty, Mad Cow, Naughty Nympho, Not Out, Orangutan, Pyles, Rambo, Road Kill, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, SOUFFLE, Sparerib, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs and Wacker. Total 32.