Mad Cow's Hash Runs 2026
(to run 2836 on June 13th from Clapham Junction)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Rotherhithe
The Pack: Boy Blunder, Reach Around, 3S4D, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Alice, Beetroot, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Elver, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, Kiss Me Join Lagos Hash, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Mad Cow, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Rambo, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 26.
Bromley South
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Breakfast Included (Beijing H3), Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Hijacker, K4, Landing Strip, Lost in M&S, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Moaning Minnie, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Pope, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, White Trash and 2 others. Total 31.
Clapham Common
The Pack: Alice, A Bit On the Side, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Contour, Crusty Nuts, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just Isabel, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and Yorky Porky. Total 29.
Wanstead
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Glüh Fox, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 35.
Finchley Road
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Contour, Des Res, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Hands On, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Katoyboy, Knead, Knickers, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Noisy Fucker, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 38.
New Malden
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, KC, Knickers, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant and Sweetheart. Total 29.
Russell Square - **Valentines day Hash**
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Gobbledick, Half Baked, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Hole in One, Invisible Matt, Just John Virgin Visitor, Just liesl, KC, Landing Strip, Lofty, Looberty, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Microscopic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Not Out, Opee, Peebee CH3, Plan B, Pope, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Up My Ar@e, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 12 others. Total 74.
Pimlico **Australia Day**
The Pack: Airhead, Bedpan, Adam Lie, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, David quigley-Jones, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just lies Visitor Virgin, K4, Lady C, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Plan B, Proxy, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Vulcan, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 46.
Paddington **Eels, London & West joint New Years Day Hash**
The Pack: Pope, Reach Around, Alice, Bed Spanner, Bedpan, Beetroot, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Broke Vac Mounting, Clawed Balls, Contour, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Kermit, Landing Strip, Lefty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Opee, Optimist, Petal, Pussy Basher, Red Hot Dutch, Roll Back, Rox Off, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweet Peacock, Tablewhine, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 61.