Smartarse's Hash Runs 2024
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Northfields
The Pack: Pope, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Bulldozer, David not named, Des Res, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Freeloader, K4, Knickers, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Slippery Edge (Amsterdam), Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 3 others. Total 40.
South Woodford
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Comes Too Soon, David not named, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers London, Giving Head, Hijacker, K4, Kebab (FUKFM), Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and Weeny Schnitzel. Total 31.
Aldgate / Aldgate East
The Pack: Kanye, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Broke Vac Mounting, Butt Plug, Cliffbanger, Contour, Des Res, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fishy Fingers London, Fucksuck A Rabbit, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hunting Cunt, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lego Las, Linford, Lizbeth, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, On your back, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Qualified Seaman, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 5 others. Total 61.
Brentford
The Pack: Ryde, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Butt Plug, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers London, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 3 others. Total 42.
Richmond - Easter Eggstravaganza & Hash Wedding Celebration
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Brown Nose, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chocolate Millipede, Chocolate Starfish, Come Forth In Orange, Country Bumpkin, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Dunny Penny, Eagermount, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Fucksuck A Rabbit, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Lofty, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Mary Poppins, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, On your back, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Phickle Fart, Plank CH3, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Queen Viper, Rambo, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Simples, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tadpole, Takobelle, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 9 others. Total 82.
Eltham
The Pack: White Trash, Angel, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bouncer, Down Underwear, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Mad Cow, Mudplug, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 24.
Brentford
The Pack: Smartarse, Airhead, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Fishy Fingers London, Franziska, Freeloader, Hands On, Josh Visitor Beijing, Juices Flowing, K4, Katoyboy, KC, Kebab (FUKFM), Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs and 1 others. Total 36.
New Year's Day Run - Paddington at the Bear
The Pack: Reach Around, 5 Kauai Head Visitor China, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Contour, Down Underwear, Fishy Papaya, For Sale Or Rent, Giving Head, K4, Kermit, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 26.