London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Smartarse's Hash Runs 2024

(to run 2724 on June 15th from Finsbury Park)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Jun 15th
The Worlds End at Finsbury Park
Giving Head
Finsbury Park - GH's 10 Years in the UK
The Pack: Giving Head, Adam Lie, Alice, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Contour, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers London, For Sale Or Rent, Juices Flowing, K4, Kiss Me Join Lagos Hash, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Linford, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, On your back, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Queen IB Nigeria Hash, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 6 others. Total 50.
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Sat Jun 8th
The Royal Standard at Wandsworth Town
Beetroot
Wandsworth Town
The Pack: Beetroot, Alice, Big In Japan, Caboose, Chi Su, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Knickers, Lizbeth, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Pope, Pyles, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 28.
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Sat May 4th
Ryans at Northfields
Pope
Northfields
The Pack: Pope, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Bulldozer, Des Res, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Freeloader, Gay Socks visitor Colorado, K4, Knickers, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Slippery Edge (Amsterdam), Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 40.
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Sat Apr 27th
The George at South Woodford
Standard Deviant
South Woodford
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Comes Too Soon, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers London, Giving Head, Hijacker, K4, Kebab (FUKFM), Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Mouthwash, Nice Cocker, No Foreplay, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and Weeny Schnitzel. Total 31.
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Sat Apr 20th
Hoop and Grapes at Aldgate
Kanye
Aldgate / Aldgate East
The Pack: Kanye, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Broke Vac Mounting, Butt Plug, Cliffbanger, Contour, David quigley-Jones, Des Res, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fishy Fingers London, Fucksuck A Rabbit, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hunting Cunt, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lego Las, Linford, Lizbeth, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, On your back, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Qualified Seaman, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 4 others. Total 61.
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Sat Apr 6th
The Globe at Brentford
Ryde
Brentford
The Pack: Ryde, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Butt Plug, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers London, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 3 others. Total 42.
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Sat Mar 30th
The Dukes Head at Richmond
Contour and Last Tango
Richmond - Easter Eggstravaganza & Hash Wedding Celebration
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Brown Nose, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chocolate Millipede, Chocolate Starfish, Come Forth In Orange, Country Bumpkin, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Dunny Penny, Eagermount, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Fucksuck A Rabbit, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Lofty, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Mary Poppins, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, On your back, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Phickle Fart, Plank CH3, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Queen Viper, Rambo, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Simples, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tadpole, Takobelle, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 9 others. Total 82.
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Sat Feb 3rd
White Trash
Eltham
The Pack: White Trash, Angel, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bouncer, Down Underwear, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Mad Cow, Mudplug, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 24.
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Sat Jan 27th
Magpie and Crown at Brentford
Smartarse
Brentford
The Pack: Smartarse, Airhead, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Fishy Fingers London, Franziska, Freeloader, Hands On, Josh Visitor Beijing, Juices Flowing, K4, Katoyboy, KC, Kebab (FUKFM), Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs and 1 others. Total 36.
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Mon Jan 1st
The Bear at Paddington
Reach Around
New Year's Day Run - Paddington at the Bear
The Pack: Reach Around, 5 Kauai Head Visitor China, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Contour, Down Underwear, Fishy Papaya, For Sale Or Rent, Giving Head, K4, Kermit, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 26.