Invisible Matt's Hash Runs 2026
(to run 2825 on March 28th from Chiswick Park)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Chiswick Park **WLH3 40th party Pre-lube**
The Pack: Pope, Alice, Beetroot, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, K4, Knickers, Martini Slut, Miss Muffet, More On, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 25.
Russell Square - **Valentines day Hash**
most attended of 2026!
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Gobbledick, Half Baked, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Hole in One, Invisible Matt, Just John Virgin Visitor, Just liesl, KC, Landing Strip, Lofty, Looberty, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Microscopic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Not Out, Opee, Peebee CH3, Plan B, Pope, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Up My Ar@e, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 12 others. Total 74.
West Ealing **A to B run**
The Pack: Rambo, Bed Pan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Camel bowels, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Mouthwash, Parson’s Nose, Penchant, Ryde, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 29.
