London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Tuna Melt's Hash Runs 2025

(to run 2800 on October 11th from Ruislip Gardens)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Oct 11th
The Black Bull at Ruislip Gardens
Slippery Comer
The Black Bull
The Pack: Slippery Comer, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, K4, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Opee, Sarah Visitor NY, Smartarse, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 18.
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Sat Oct 4th
Pepper Street Tavern at Crossharbour
Opee and Tuna Melt
Isle of Dogs
The Pack: Opee, Tuna Melt, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Deep Klunge, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Hands On, Hash Cash, K4, Martian Matron, Marxist, More On, Not Out, Pyles, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Sarah Visitor NY, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 6 others. Total 30.
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Sat Sep 27th
K4
Ealing Common - AGPU
The Pack: K4, 2AM, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Landing Strip, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pickle puller, Pyles, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standin Shit, Tablewhine, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 42.
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Sat Sep 20th
The White Hart at Whitechapel
Bhopal and Standard Deviant
Whitechapel
The Pack: Bhopal, Standard Deviant, Beetroot, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Chi Su, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Hands On, Heavy Pants, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Landing Strip, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Pyles, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Standin Shit, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 4 others. Total 32.
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Sat Sep 13th
The Roebuck at Fulwell
Butt Plug
Fulwell
The Pack: Butt Plug, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Contour, Down Underwear, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Masterbaker, Miss Bean, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Qualified Seaman, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart and Tuna Melt. Total 23.
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Sat Aug 30th
The Starting Gate at Alexandra Palace
Thunderthighs
Alexandra Palace - Thunder Thighs 80th Birthday Run
The Pack: Thunderthighs, 3S4D, Airhead, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Butt Plug, Charlatan, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, Fireball, For Sale Or Rent, Hands On, Hazukashi, Heavy Pants, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Linford, Lofty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Please Sir, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Ryde, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt and 2 others. Total 50.
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Sat Aug 9th
The Shirkers Rest at New Cross Gate
FLAR and Plank CH3
New Cross Gate
The Pack: FLAR, Plank CH3, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Camel bowels, Down Underwear, Drill Me, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Pyles, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 34.
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Sat Aug 2nd
The Star at Wallington
Alice
** Change Alert** WALLINGTON TO CARSHALTON (A2B RUN)
The Pack: Alice, 3S4D, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Daffy Dildo, Giving Head, Hijacker, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Rambo, Rear Entry, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Yorky Porky and 4 others. Total 30.
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Sat Jun 28th
Plumbers Arms at Victoria
Reach Around
Victoria
The Pack: Reach Around, Amanda Bird, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, F3Ways, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Hedgehog, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Kling On (Melbourne), Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Oral Sex, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Vinny Shay, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 41.
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Sat May 24th
The Pocket at Highbury & Islington
Blood Stained Clothing
Highbury & Islington
The Pack: Blood Stained Clothing, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Come Forth In Orange, Dawns Crack, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Hijacker, Knickers, Landing Strip, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt and Woof Woof Woof. Total 26.
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Sat May 17th
The Stag at Belsize Park
Mouthwash
Belsize Park
The Pack: Mouthwash, Beetroot, Black Hole, Bobo, Camel bowels, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Hedgehog, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Kanye, Knickers, Little Pair, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Scrumpy, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 4 others. Total 33.
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Sat May 10th
Standard Deviant
Wanstead
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Big In Japan, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Freshly Spewed, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Reach Around, Ryde, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Tablewhine, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash and 2 others. Total 22.
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Sat May 3rd
The Hercules at Lambeth North
Sin Bernard
Lambeth North
The Pack: Sin Bernard, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Camel bowels, Chi Su, Cowgirl Hunting, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 36.
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Sat Apr 19th
The Paternoster at St Pauls
Contour and Last Tango
St Pauls - **Easter Egg Hunt**
most attended of 2025!
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, 50 Shades, African Queen, Airhead, Alice, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Daffy Dildo, Down Underwear, Erina Virgin, F 3 Ways, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Fuck & Go, Hands On, Hot Bot, Juices Flowing, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Little Bear, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mr X, Mudplug, Not Out, October Flesh, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Peebee CH3, Philthegreek, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shit Face, Simples, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Tadpole, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Woodick, Yorky Porky and 5 others. Total 69.
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Sat Apr 5th
The Oval Tavern at East Croydon
Alice
East Croydon
The Pack: Alice, 3 Camels, African Queen, Big In Japan, Bobo, Catherine Brydan-Smith, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers, FLAR, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Philthegreek, Pyles, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Sin Bernard, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and 1 others. Total 38.
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Sat Mar 22nd
King William IV at Hampstead
Fishy Fingers and Landing Strip
Hampstead
The Pack: Fishy Fingers, Landing Strip, African Queen, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Contour, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Juices Flowing, K4, Last Tango, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Long And Thin, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 34.
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Sat Feb 22nd
The Clapton Hart at Clapton
Dawns Crack
Clapton
The Pack: Dawns Crack, Beetroot, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Broke Vac Mounting, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hijacker, Opee, Please Sir, Rambo, Reach Around, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Testiculator, Tuna Melt, Vulcan and White Trash. Total 22.
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Sat Jan 25th
Magpie and Crown at Brentford
2AM and Smartarse
Brentford
The Pack: 2AM, Smartarse, Angel, Beetroot, Bobo, Bouncer, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Cyst Pit, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, KC, Keeps it up, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Radio Soap, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 48.
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Sat Jan 18th
JJ Moons at Kingsbury
Big In Japan and Not Out
Kingsbury
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Bhopal, Bobo, Des Res, Drink Her Pretty, K4, Knead, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash and 1 others. Total 28.
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Sat Jan 11th
Sweetheart
Balham **Sweetheart's Birthday Hash!**
The Pack: Sweetheart, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chris Mulaik, Cliffbanger, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Des Res, Drink Her Pretty, Fishy Fingers, FLAR, Franziska, Genghis, Hot Bot, Josh Visitor Beijing, K4, Kanye, Kermit, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Pope, Pussy Basher, Pyles, Queen Ib, Road Runner, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shit Face, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Timos, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 49.