Bedpan's Hash Runs 2026
(to run 2843 on July 25th from Norwood Junction)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Norwood Junction
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Bedpan, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Contour, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kling On (Melbourne), Last Tango, Marxist, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Pussy Basher, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 37.
Golden Jubilee Away Day! **PRE-REGISTERED ATTENDEES ONLY!**
The Pack: 3S4D, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bobo, Butt Plug, Called Away, Chi Su, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Hijacker, K4, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Lofty, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Not Out, Pope, Pussy Basher, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Skylark, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs and Titanic Dickhead. Total 39.
Bromley South
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Breakfast Included (Beijing H3), Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Hijacker, K4, Landing Strip, Lost in M&S, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Moaning Minnie, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Pope, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, White Trash and 2 others. Total 31.
Clapham Common
The Pack: Alice, A Bit On the Side, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Contour, Crusty Nuts, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Winnie The Puke and Yorky Porky. Total 29.
**Golden Sh#wer Run**
The Pack: Thunderthighs, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beef Cheeks, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Camel bowels, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Lofty, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mr X, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Pyles, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 38.
Wanstead
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Glüh Fox, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 35.
Tottenham Hale
The Pack: Elver, Reach Around, Bedpan, Bhopal, Bobo, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Glüh Fox, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Landing Strip, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Moomin Mounter, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 34.
St James Park **LH3 50th Anniversary Hash**
most attended of 2026!
The Pack: Bobo, 2AM, Adam Lie, Airhead, Alice, Angel, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Bedpan, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bouncer, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Castrato, Cheap Shit, Chi Su, Chunderground, Cliffbanger, Contour, Cover Girl, Crash Test Dummy, Crusty Nuts, Dawns Crack, Doormat, Down Underwear, Dr Pussy, El C*nto (Joshua), Elver, F3Ways, FBI, Fergie, Fish & Chips, Fishy Fingers, FLAR, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hands On, Hash Cash, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Hole in One CH3, Horrible, Houdini, Innocent Until Drunk LA Hash, Just Period visitor Germany, K4, Kanye, Keeps it up, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lefty, Lofty, Lonely, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, One in The Eye, Plank CH3, Proxy, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Salty rim, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Simple (Barnes), Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Trigamist, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 13 others. Total 112.
New Malden
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, KC, Knickers, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant and Sweetheart. Total 29.
Clapham Common
The Pack: Alice, Adam Lie, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Butt Plug, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, Just Chris Harrison, K4, Landing Strip, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Must Bang, Nice Cocker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs and Tuna Melt. Total 33.
Pimlico **Australia Day**
The Pack: Airhead, Bedpan, Adam Lie, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, David quigley-Jones, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just lies Visitor Virgin, K4, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Plan B, Proxy, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Vulcan, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 46.
Northfields
The Pack: Pope, 3S4D, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Lady Chatterley, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Ryde, Sparerib, Standin Shit, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 28.
West Ealing **A to B run**
The Pack: Rambo, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Camel bowels, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Mouthwash, Parson’s Nose, Penchant, Ryde, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 29.
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: K4, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Clawed Balls, Contour, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Optimist, Periodical, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 48.
Paddington **Eels, London & West joint New Years Day Hash**
The Pack: Pope, Reach Around, Alice, Bed Spanner, Bedpan, Beetroot, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Broke Vac Mounting, Clawed Balls, Contour, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Kermit, Landing Strip, Lefty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Opee, Optimist, Petal, Pinis Grigio, Pussy Basher, Red Hot Dutch, Roll Back, Rox Off, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweet Peacock, Tablewhine, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 61.
